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comin4dabooty:

"Whats ur zodiac sign?"

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dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

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lacigreen:

ANAL SAFETY SNAILS *silently screaming*

(comic by the lovely Erica Moen of Oh Joy Sex Toy)

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tylerchokely:

ediebrit:

britney spears rehearsing for her “piece of me” show

this is honestly traumatizing

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  1. Camera: Kodak Easyshare Cx6230 Zoom Digital Camera
  2. Aperture: f/3.62
  3. Exposure: 1/93th
  4. Focal Length: 10mm

death-rebirth-senshi:

sexecutive-outcums:

ooodle:

wat

what the everliving fuck

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

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you-can-call-me-belle:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

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you-can-call-me-belle:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

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you-can-call-me-belle:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

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you-can-call-me-belle:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

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you-can-call-me-belle:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

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you-can-call-me-belle:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

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what the fuck is this
you-can-call-me-belle:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

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what the fuck is this
you-can-call-me-belle:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this
you-can-call-me-belle:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this
you-can-call-me-belle:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

you-can-call-me-belle:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

(Source: senhor-gasmo)

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

aliwhy:

Donut mitosis

And that is how doughnuts are made.

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

aliwhy:

Donut mitosis

And that is how doughnuts are made.

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